Breeding Zucchini

Do you know how baby zucchini are breed and born? Well ... let me tell you a thing or two about THAT‼

The female plant has what looks like a tight bud in the middle of a blooming flower. The male plant has what looks like a small penis, coated in pollen, in the middle of its bloom. If you want to, dear reader, you can get all planty and technical, and either use the proper words for these parts if you know them, or look them up if you don't: I am just giving you the basics of zucchini anatomy as someone that eats them after others have grown them. 

I am pretty sure you can imagine what happens to a female zucchini after she has been pollenated by a male zucchini ... she PRODUCE(s) babies that grow into delicious nutritious vegetables (they are actually considered a fruit). When a female plant is not fertilized by a male, her babes are tiny, and she doesn't propagate like her hopped up on pollen sisters. In other words, she doesn't have a whole garden full of offspring to count and corral. 

Here is the most important thing you will read in this piece of writing ... are you ready for it?

MALE ZUCCHINI DON'T MAKE BABY ZUCCHINI ... that is correct, they don't produce "fruit" so to speak. 

So you can't get fruit from a fruit, if the fruit is a male. And you can't get fully grown fruit if a female hasn't be sprinkled with the sperm, I mean the pollen, of a male.

Dumb da dumb dumb DAAAAAAA

Here are two definitions of propagation:

1. The breeding of specimens of a plant or animal by natural processes from the parent stock

2. The action of widely spreading and promoting an idea, theory, etc. 

Dear reader, I simply cannot be the only one having fun with this concept. 

Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the sky up above ... let me tell you 'bout a thing called love. 

I never want to be accused of being boringly obvious in my comparisons, but I risk just that here with you now. I mean, you know I'm talking about, deflowering, penetration, propagation of a species via pollination or sperm meeting egg and making a plant or say a person, from copulation. These are all just old fashioned ways of nature to continue a species, predetermined by God, but who am I to argue the point as a non-scientifical person (don't worry dear reader, I know I make up words, and why not, everyone is doing it!).

Bottom line. Lies lies lies ya, they're going to get you ... or least, that is the hope of the wicked. The convoluting of truth, the deconstructing and distorting to accommodated the debauched, is a game played at the expense of sound intellect, soundness of soul, and a resolute belief that God designed all perfectly, and we get to marvel at His handiwork. For shame on all those that propagate lies, collude with liars, misrepresent the truth, and willfully destroy what is good, pure, wonderful and holy. 

Zucchini perfectly mate, male and female, with a little help from insects with wings, or perhaps even a human that understands the nature of things, like my friend Maggie. Her garden is full of gorgeous produce propagated the old fashioned way ... male pollen tipped stamens meet swollen female ovary pistils and voila, baby zucchini are in the making! 

It behooves each truth teller to carry on telling the truth, and nothing but the truth, or so help us God. When we lie to ourselves, to others, we damage our own reputation and integrity, and it degrades the integrity of our co-existence too. We simply must commit to the truth, or be condemned as propagators of ideologies that are spun, and spawn, of the devil, the most sinister propagator of destructive murderous falsehoods, unmatched in his abilities to twist and mangle humans from the inside out, starting with what and how they think. 

He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil (1 John 3:8)

And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity, whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents. Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them (Romans 1:28-32)

⁉️ Can you see what I see? 

⁉️ Can you comprehend that we are in the throes of an epic battle for minds and souls? 

⁉️ Do you understand the seriousness of the situation?

Let us not allow any of the nonsense. No more pandering to pathetic. Just plain old say NO!

🔥 Who's with me in the battle? 

I know I am not alone, praise God 🔥

PS: Picture provided curtesy of my friend Maggie, a propagator of truth, and clearly, zucchini!