Did you know Home Depot sells appliances at lower prices when you shop in the store, rather than selecting on line? AND, there are more to choose from when a shopper goes to the store, How 'bout dat?
Also, did you know, that a tender hug, and a kiss on the lips, are more pleasurable, then air embraces and pretend puckering? All true I tell you!
And what about walking and talking with a friend, and one of you notices and points out, a gloriously old and sky-scraping tree, budding with new leaves of the brightest shades of green, sporting a noisy, happy, woodpecker, when suddenly, a running like mad chipmunk endangers his life, by scamping just in front of your feet? A close call for Chippie, but How 'bout dat, dear one?
It, everything, is better in real life.
Retailers heard the death knell when cv nut jobs shut down the world in order to cripple it forever. Retailers did the ridiculous, taking orders on-line, and then filling those orders when customers drove up, Curb Side they called it, and had their products places in their vehicles. I was denied the purchase of Starbucks (wicked wicked Starbucks) coffee, despite my display of cash in hand, by an arrogant punk that told me that he would not serve me without me wearing a mask, and that he was going to call the police if I didn't get out of the cafe. I guess my naked face was an insult to his sensibilities, and my breaking of pretend rules threatened his very life. But it wasn't the rebellious and autonomous baddies that were a threat to the continued existence of humanity, it was the dumber then dumb protocols that people mindlessly practiced, and dear one, we are now fast forwarded to our current future, far and away from the stupidity of cv, where "sheltering at home" has fallen by the wayside, with ads that say things like, It's better in real life. Durrrr, ya, it is. Life is better, in real life, for silly goodness sakes, and always has been.
I am forming a brand new paragraph to address the insanity I just shared, and you just read. Ummmm, hello? Is anybody out there? Dogs act like flipping dogs, and sometimes they get aggressive with one another, because, they are dogs, How 'bout dat?
Anyhow, I was just wondering, Do you think it is better, in real life?
Imagine eating imaginary steak, with an imaginary slice of chocolate cake and imaginary vanilla ice cream for dessert. Imagine making imaginary love to your spouse and never having the pleasure of touching your sweetheart. Imagine bathing without water, and drinking air, to quench your thirst. Imagine, a society, that is told to live in a box, labelled home, and never have anyone come to visit, or stay for a while. Yup, just imagine.
Crazy is as crazy does and we sure have seen a lot of crazy, haven't we?
Radio ads should not be our source of encouragement, or advised estrangement, for that matter. I shouldn't have to be told life is better when I am experiencing the coming alive of my senses, and yet, this ad makes perfect sense when used to combat all the psychopathic messaging we suffered during the cv craze, that disrupted normal and logical thinking patterns, in the fearful.ly inclined that are easily influenced.
How 'bout dat, dear one? How 'bout we pay attention to what we are being told to do, and what we are being told not to do too, and how 'bout we think for ourselves, moving forward?
The Eaton's Centre is usually full up with wall-to-mall-wall, non-shoppers, that have nothing to do except dead-eye hang-out, and periodically, mill about, and maybe get some food court grub. Retailers want us to spend our money, and if "it', the mall, is better than real life, we've got a problem Houston.
Anyhow, I am tired of the subject, so I will leave off now, and just say this:
The great outdoors are resplendent and all of creation sings God's praises. I can hear the singing of birds in the trees nearby, and I am in awe as I listen to their joyful songs. It, is better, in real life, dear one, and forever will be.
The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork (Psalm 19:1).
He sendeth the springs into the valleys, which run among the hills. They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst. By them shall the fowls of the heaven have their habitation, which sing among the branches (Psalm 104:10-12).








