It's great being me. If only everyone knew how great being me is: they would want to be me, but too bad, it is really too bad, because being great isn't for everyone. People can be great, it is true, but not everyone is. There are some people that are and we know them. They are excellent, make a lot of good decisions and they have made a lot of money. They are successful, they are very rich, and I am friends with them because they can be great people to know.
I made a cologne, I swear buy it. Buy it now, for only $249.00. Buy it for a friend, or a family member, your co-worker. Buy it for yourself of course. It is my signature scent, and I call it Stench. If you want to be like me, smell like me, be great like me, you can buy Stench and wear it to be successful. I stink of success, I can't help it. I reek of riches. Rich people have a certain way, a certain scent. Why try too hard, just buy Stench and you can smell like me, and it will be great for you, even if you aren't me, it will be very very great for you.
I have other products that you can buy. I highly recommend all my products because they have made me very, very, very rich. I am so rich that my name trump's other names. My name is great, and on buildings that tower high, high in the sky. Looking up to me is good for you, very very good for you. Not everyone is as successful as I am. That's okay, you know, have you heard of my daughter Ivanka? She is very smart, very very smart, and she has some designer clothes that women can buy to feel better about themselves. My children are smart and successful.
Buy Stench, you will smell great, and feel great. It's great, just great, to be stinking rich!
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